pringles are also bitchin’.

“UNBRIDLED PASSION FOR SALTY, CRUNCHY FOOD ITEMS”

plz reference

vonnegut probably said something once, too

part of a series I like to call ‘how to tell that emily is drunk’

EXCESSIVE AND FAILED ATTEMPTS AT QUOTING FAVORITE AUTHORS

[the answer is "yes"]

That’s MS. Bag Lady/Beverage Woman to you.

the word of the day is “horseballs.”

Don’t ever read the DSM. Ever.

self-diagnosis is not for the faint of heart.

Just in the nick of time, it’s Thunder Thigh Woman!

my photoshop skills are so awesome