Who the heck are you, again?

A. Self-proclaimed, quirky bookworm and full-time dork. I like hatchbacks and alt-country, and everything I own is covered in coffee stains and cat hair.

Q. Why the dumb and painful photoshop ‘art’?
A. Why the heck not?

Q. Isn’t that header image a shot of the Chicago skyline?
A. Yes.

Q. Don’t you live in Pittsburgh?
A. Yes.

Q. So why–
A. I MISS CHICAGO SHUT UP.

Q. I heard some rumors you were a crazy cat lady…
A. Oh baby, those aren’t rumors.